Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor italian
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
funny humor italian
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
funny humor years
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
funny humor kissing
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
funny humor keys
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
funny humor people
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
funny humor men
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
new-year giving-up years
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
funny family brother
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
funny humor two
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
funny humor night
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
funny humor wife
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
funny humor years
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?