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funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
two feet west
Slowly, very slowly, like two unhurried compass needles, the feet turned towards the right; north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-south-west; then paused, and after a few seconds, turned as unhurriedly back towards the left. South-south-west, south, south-east, east... Aldous Huxley
two eagles bird
The bird of Jove, stoop'd from his aery tour, Two birds of gayest plume before him drove. John Milton
two choices lines
There is everything you know and there is everything that happens. When the two do not line up, you make a choice. Mitch Albom
two stories
There are two stories for every life; the one you live & the one others tell
two who-we-are matter
We all have two things in common, no matter who we are: We were born and we are going to die.
two mines
Those two fatal words, Mine and Thine. Miguel de Cervantes
two world littles
There were but two families in the world, Have-much and Have-little.
two funny-graduation want
I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. Neil deGrasse Tyson
two fundamentals want
No one wants to die, and no one wants to die poor. These are the two fundamental truths that transcend culture, they transcend politics, they transcend economic cycles.