Henry Beard
Henry Beard
Henry Nichols Beardis an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
Henry Beard quotes about
garden animal numbers
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
knitting-needles reason-why culinary
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
imagine ashtrays
I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.
garden years definitions
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
height particular weight
There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.