Henry Beard
Henry Beard
Henry Nichols Beardis an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
golf clash ifs
Wear it if it clashes.
garden animal numbers
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
chef culinary cooks
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
knitting-needles reason-why culinary
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
golf driving shots
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
blessed golf player
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
golf balls tees
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
golf two different
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
golf appreciate firsts
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.
fishing people missing
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
funny flower autumn
Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.
imagine ashtrays
I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.
golf swings balls
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
weed flower vegetables
Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.