Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
bucks comic drew hundred
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?
number
Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
expected group happy high junior stuck undefeated
I expected to be here. I had this group in the junior high and they went undefeated and I am happy that they stuck with me through the season.
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Chief justice of the supreme court. What great men he would join - John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, mmmm burger
found great sitting stuff
Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
help scientists
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!
everytime guess mad stop stupid
If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things!
boy bunch last plain seen sucked sucks sure team teams
Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
hit hope
Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders
definitely enthused
It's definitely a disappointment, because we were all very enthused about it.
coaches gave kids played proud seniors seven tradition
The kids played very hard. They could have folded, but that's what the Bobcat tradition is all about. We never gave up. I'm proud of the players, proud of the coaches and proud of the seven seniors that are on this team.
anyone far nice normal remember
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
basketball
I never had had a basketball in my hand.
tv
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?