Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
mean sunday hey
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?
mean rhetorical knows
Do I know what rhetorical means?
mean laughing ass
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
smart mean
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
eat magical mean
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
care mean understanding
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
gates greek-poet hateful heart hides man speaks
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
judgment quick thou weak
Thou know'st the o'er-eager vehemence of youth, How quick in temper, and in judgment weak
gay
I'm not gay, but I'll learn...
giving-up firsts succeed
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
looks want weirdo
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.
drug funny-simpsons fame
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
children looks faces
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
alaska america
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!