Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
real work-out christianity
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
mean laughing ass
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
stars rocks rock-star
Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?
cities alive kill-me
I'll get out of this city alive, even if it kills me!
mean rhetorical knows
Do I know what rhetorical means?
moon names guy
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
looks asking like-me
Look, I'm not asking you to like me, I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, I'm just asking you to be fair.
kids beer son
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
children believe i-believe
I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now!
jars twins funny-simpsons
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
brother cocktails red
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
wife wedding-day vow
My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.
boys eerie mess
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
jerk transportation public-transportation
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.