Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
beer weakness achilles
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
mother beer smell
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
kids beer son
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
life hilarious funny-beer
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV!
football beer dirt
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
hangover beer feel-good
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
beer my-love-for-you trustworthy
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
beer tvs
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
queens beer names
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen
beer ale funny-simpsons
Homer no function beer well without.
gates greek-poet hateful heart hides man speaks
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
judgment quick thou weak
Thou know'st the o'er-eager vehemence of youth, How quick in temper, and in judgment weak
gay
I'm not gay, but I'll learn...
giving-up firsts succeed
If at first you don't succeed, give up.