Ian Holloway
Ian Holloway
Ian Scott Hollowayis an English football manager and former player. He currently works as a pundit on Sky Sports...
ProfessionCoach
Date of Birth12 March 1963
CityGloucestershire, England
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football nice coffee
To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she's not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.
league mermaid making-love
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
football men games
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.
football champions-league two
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!
dog want today
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
football running thinking
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.
night would-be balls
My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.
kings feels lear
I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.
daughter men shopping
I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.
journey car cows
I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.
football league tubs
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.
football dark league
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
football league sticks
It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.