Ian Holloway
Ian Holloway
Ian Scott Hollowayis an English football manager and former player. He currently works as a pundit on Sky Sports...
ProfessionCoach
Date of Birth12 March 1963
CityGloucestershire, England
football cake league
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony Pulis uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.
thumbs barrels ifs
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
swag waiting house
If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.
faults
Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.
player thinking useless
Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.
mating badgers ifs
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!
football tired league
This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.
football dog league
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
football league half
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.
football league firsts
The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.
stars moon sometimes
Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.
football thinking eight
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.
football vintage league
Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.
football play piano
It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.