Jacob Braude
Jacob Braude
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advice behave calm devil surface
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
behave calm devil duck surface underneath
Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath
father doors parent
Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".
use antiques modern-life
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
vacation long boss
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
triangles love-triangle
Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.
fool beats playing-the-fool
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
wife getting-older care
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
beautiful humorous love-and-marriage
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
sports golf men
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.
miscellaneous ifs
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.
eye lines littles
The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.
snakes safe way
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
past live-in-the-present profit
The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.