Jacob Braude
Jacob Braude
behave calm devil duck surface underneath
Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath
two bigamy rite
Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.
triangles love-triangle
Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.
snakes safe way
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
miscellaneous ifs
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.
fool beats playing-the-fool
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
vacation long boss
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
use antiques modern-life
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
father doors parent
Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".