Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
girlfriend personality fit
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
jobs funny-work guy
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
clouds people casting
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.
worry nuclear world
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
clothings models
I model irregular clothing.
military training roaches
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
dog fighting rebellion
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
nice home giving
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
pride years nicknames
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
father blunt instruments
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
guy might fourth
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,
adults euthanasia said
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
american-comedian amish country
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
american-comedian
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.