Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
drug may causes
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
girl weather dating
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
worry nuclear world
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
adults euthanasia said
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
father blunt instruments
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
jobs funny-work guy
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
girlfriend personality fit
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
hilarious impressionists promiscuous
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
clothings models
I model irregular clothing.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
guy might fourth
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,
worry identity needs
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
nice home giving
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
lonely hug tonight
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.