Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
asks bath bed beyond section work
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'.
dated
I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
balls lonely watch
I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
american-comedian
Do you know it was a year a ago today?
record store
I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
cheesy cheese whole-family
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
opportunity rocks window
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
book fall loss
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
funny witty morning
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
funny witty dog
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
doctors medical said
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
worry identity needs
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
lonely hug tonight
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
girlfriend personality fit
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.