Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.