Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.