Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.