Jeff Lindsay
Jeff Lindsay
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPlaywright
Date of Birth14 July 1952
CountryUnited States of America
nice problem reason
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.
kissing way murder
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.
nice pride clothes
I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.
philosophical men fire
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
incompetence happens
It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
laughing people logic
Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.
disguise whole
The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.
nice believe men
I waved to everybody. Some of them even waved back. They knew me, had seen me go by before, always cheerful, a big hello for everybody. He was such a nice man. Very friendly. I can’t believe he did those horrible things . . .
terrible depends
It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.
monsters dexter-morgan neat
I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan
monsters logical inhuman
Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...
beer doors perception
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception,
doors common-sense waiting
...she opened the door very slowly and carefully, half hiding behind it, as if badly frightened of what might be waiting for her on the other side. And considering that it was me waiting, this showed rare common sense.
nice thinking feelings
I think that's nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.