Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz, known professionally as Jeff Ross, is an American stand-up comedian, insult comic, actor and author. His skill in doing high-profile celebrity roasts and his appearances in Comedy Central's Roasts, have led him to be dubbed "The Roastmaster General." He has appeared in various film, television, and cartoon projects. He has made appearances at events for U.S. soldiers and directed a documentary film covering his experiences touring U.S. bases in Iraq...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth13 September 1965
CitySpringfield Township, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere.
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.
I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.
When I see something that's sensitive, I go, 'You've got to put that out there.' You need to keep the dialogue going and shine a light on the bad guys. If you sweep it under the carpet, people forget about it. People stop talking about it.
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the gut. So those punch lines start penetrating the bullet-proof vests.
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's a sign of affection, truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.
I'd like to do a Jewish porno movie. I'd call it 'I don't Want to Do That.
If the density of naturally spawned bass is more than 25 percent below average, the lake receives the higher stocking rate.
We are trying to make it a trophy bass lake ... a place you can go and catch the fish of a lifetime.
A lot of the ballplayers loved that movie. When we got there, the Angels wanted him to come to their locker room, too.
We played much better as a team. Defensively we came up big against some excellent strikers by not giving them what they wanted.
In the last couple of years, there has definitely been an increase in the number of wage-and-hour actions brought on behalf of computer related employees.
Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
South Park called...they want their everything back.