Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz, known professionally as Jeff Ross, is an American stand-up comedian, insult comic, actor and author. His skill in doing high-profile celebrity roasts and his appearances in Comedy Central's Roasts, have led him to be dubbed "The Roastmaster General." He has appeared in various film, television, and cartoon projects. He has made appearances at events for U.S. soldiers and directed a documentary film covering his experiences touring U.S. bases in Iraq...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth13 September 1965
CitySpringfield Township, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
Stockings (at those rates) aren't feasible on our bigger reservoirs. We don't have that many fish.
It's always a good rivalry. They all went to grammar school with each other. It's not just bragging rights for the season. They'll be kidding each other forever.
It was a great experience and an acknowledgment for him. He loved the recognition and would turn back and say, 'I'm your boy Blue.
The lakes on the stocking list can and will change, based on need. We won't be reacting to the problem (of a poor year class), we'll be addressing the problem as it occurs.
I think it's important for comedians to do our little part. I don't do it carelessly. I do it thoughtfully. I don't try to just shock. I try to make a statement.
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you can take a joke. Prove that you're a man or woman of the people. Prove that you're not above criticism even in the form of a backhanded compliment.
It doesn't matter what the records are. Both teams play up to the challenge of the game.
I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line.
Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.
Nobody likes a bad sport, no matter what the circumstances are.
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When I first started doing these roasts in the mid '90s, they were a lost art, like jousting or calligraphy. But I feel like roasts help tame the room and let off steam... It's like it's all being handled by professionals.
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.