Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler
Jerry O'Neil Lawleris an American semi-retired professional wrestler and color commentator. He is signed to WWE. Lawler is known throughout the professional wrestling world under the ring name Jerry "The King" Lawler...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWrestler
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityMemphis, TN
CountryUnited States of America
wrestling court pro-wrestling
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
funny wwe bingo
Go back to your bingo hall.
funny wwe ties
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
years people nine
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
mom wwe faces
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
wwe beard titles
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
funny wrestling wwe
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
common silent neighborhood
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
mind management one-thing
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
wrestling fool sunny
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
stars wrestling two
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
wrestling makeup men
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
wrestling snakes bumps
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
attitude real second-chance
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.