Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
men doctors want
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
years lunch meditation
Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.
funny witty laughter
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
hilarious lying people
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
funny mafia irs
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
funny men support
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
comedic geared specific strength subject tone written
It really was written and geared for a very specific audience, but our comedic strength trumps all of that. The subject matter, the dialogue, the tone isn't right for most of America.
covered grass playing salmon smoked
stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away.
everybody gets gonna guy kinds power works
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.
money
I like money, but it's never been about the money.
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.
enjoy interest love takes time
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling.
thinking finding-yourself kitchen
So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'