Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
advisor financial himself involved reckon
I have a financial advisor who advises me but he wouldn't reckon himself to be involved 'in the game'.
cracking five four game hammer players teams
It was a cracking game of football, with two teams going hammer and tongs for 90 minutes. These players always keep going to the end and have done that four or five times already this season.
clouds head
I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.
cost gets money team
He's not going to cost me a lot of money and if he gets into the first team it will be a bonus.
funny children thinking
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
atheist dying scared
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.
hate gay religion
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
drinking australia games
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
religious believe thinking
I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to change people's thoughts. I don't believe that as a comic I can convert anyone's opinion. I think I can maybe make someone look in one direction or the other but I can't make a religious person stop believing in God.
religious sex people
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don't come and see me.
religious reading documentaries
I have tried reading the Bible but that's a tough read there. I watch a lot of religious documentaries. I have a keen interest in religion for someone who's not religious.
faces
Can't punch women in the face!
jesus blessed giving
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than Jesus, so I reckon I could go on after him.