Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
advisor financial himself involved reckon
I have a financial advisor who advises me but he wouldn't reckon himself to be involved 'in the game'.
cracking five four game hammer players teams
It was a cracking game of football, with two teams going hammer and tongs for 90 minutes. These players always keep going to the end and have done that four or five times already this season.
clouds head
I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.
cost gets money team
He's not going to cost me a lot of money and if he gets into the first team it will be a bonus.
blow energy gives lose steven
It was a blow to lose Steven so early. We need the energy that he gives us.
funny children thinking
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
atheist dying scared
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.
hate gay religion
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
drinking australia games
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
christian believe kids
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
religious believe thinking
I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to change people's thoughts. I don't believe that as a comic I can convert anyone's opinion. I think I can maybe make someone look in one direction or the other but I can't make a religious person stop believing in God.
book people comedian
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. You cast your own show as a stand-up comedian. When you get good at stand-up comedy you book a theater and if people show up, people show up. If people don't show up, people don't show up. You don't have a director or a casting agent or anybody saying if you're good enough - the audience will decide.
differences people hard-life
Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy - it's not easy. It's a hard life. It's easy in its own way, you just stand there and talk. But there is a difference between people who can do it well and people who can't.
religious sex people
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don't come and see me.