Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
sarcastic knees moses
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
age looks needs
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
birthday ifs
Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
choices goes-on television
Every television show you go on is a choice.
chinese telephones chins
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
queens boys england
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
beauty makeup found
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
death husband ashes
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
beautiful girl littles
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
nice yeah
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
stage
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
food fats seconds
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
children attractive
I was not an attractive child.
business thinking looks
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.