Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
Joe Rogan quotes about
dream news radio
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
mma discipline excellence
Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.
mma decisions-you-make momentum
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
successful games ambitious
Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
mma trying soup
You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
passion risk rewards
The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
ideas growth have-faith
Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.
writing tonight way
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
night thinking speak-your-mind
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
faces earth cult
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.
ambition work-out guy
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
reality way ridiculous
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
kings mean marijuana
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
comedian lines actors
I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.