Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
Joe Rogan quotes about
selfish thinking interesting-conversation
There's a lot of people that I disagree with that I think I could have interesting conversations with. What I don't want to get into is manufactured conflict. I would much rather talk to someone like Dr. Rhonda Patrick or Randall Carlson and be mesmerized by information. I guess in a way that's selfish, or maybe not objective of me. The older (and hopefully wiser) I get the less interested I am in conflict. I don't mind disagreeing with people in a civil way, but I definitely don't want to go out of my way to have an argument unless it's a really important subject.
hero suspense-novels stories
Be the hero of your own story.
funny hard-work goal
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
talking bullshit people
I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
funny pain guy
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
jobs blow helping
Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
mind generations fans
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
acting way retarded
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
mean beats persons
A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
talking actors worst
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
moving people machines
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.
yoga long done
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.
mma inspired be-inspired
Choose To Be Inspired.
mma creating people
I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.