Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
Joe Rogan quotes about
mean gay chinese
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
smart people houston
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
talking ifs
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
moving-forward moving robots
Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot
winter cities mountain
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.
years careers people
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.
marriage coke psycho
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
cds done records
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.
comic
Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.
fun believe people
Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening.
trying answers way
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
advice the-end-of-the-day wrong-person
I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
bangs bigs conditions
I love existing in pre big bang conditions.
moving houston starting-out
If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.