Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
Joe Rogan quotes about
strange illegal strange-things
It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
sports years levels
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
thinking play people
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
long knees scar
On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
hate men
When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
world glaciers etch-a-sketch
If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.
annoyed trying annoying
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
mma doe equal
Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you.
mma jiu-jitsu tools
Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
real advancement answers
Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.
sports imagination commentators
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
mean mma faces
When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
spare-time spares commentary
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
comedy chicks hard
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.