Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
John William "Johnny" Carsonwas an American television talk show host and comedian, best known for his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award. He was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. Johnny Carson was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992 and received a Kennedy Center Honor in 1993...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 October 1925
CountryUnited States of America
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.
I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.