Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
ifs
If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
strong enough regimes
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
humorous talking snakes
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
funny sorry pigs
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
patriotic names trying
Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.
war teaching order
Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.
dark marijuana listening
Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
years earth-day able
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
military iraq feet
In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.
advice investing today
If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. Provided I'd started with a hundred million dollars.
gay army thinking
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
government congress justin
Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
giving-up war care
Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.
graduation fall age
Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.