Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
race people use
No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.
dream broken use
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
technology useless
Technology. It's like science, only useless.
use spices explorers
Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
stars war use
I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.
perfect use realizing
You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
world internet-users networking
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
classic gay hollywood remotely
I think there is nothing remotely gay about classic Hollywood westerns.
bowl good mean means point pro
It doesn't mean you're going to have a good pro career, or even do well in the bowl game. But to get to that point means something. Now you're in the club.
minutes taking
We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.
worried
We were worried sick, ... We thought you had SARS. We thought to ourselves, get out the masks.
ivy percent staff together
When I said that I wanted to put together a writing staff that would only be 80 percent Ivy League-educated Jews, they said it couldn't be done,
government views medicine
Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse, that’s a little offensive to people, especially considering Romney's view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don't know, food and medicine.
later salute till wait
Wow. I can't wait till later when we see Oscar's salute to montages.