Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
miss opportunity tickled
I already miss him. At 42, you don't get the opportunity to be tickled a lot.
night ideas missing
As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I'd love to be making jokes about that. Who wants to miss out on that? If the world is going to end, I want to be there the night before, goofing off.
years missing finals
Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted 'Bingo!' counted as a yea or a nay.
teacher fire missiles
I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
placebo-effect missing golden-girls
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.
classic gay hollywood remotely
I think there is nothing remotely gay about classic Hollywood westerns.
bowl good mean means point pro
It doesn't mean you're going to have a good pro career, or even do well in the bowl game. But to get to that point means something. Now you're in the club.
minutes taking
We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.
worried
We were worried sick, ... We thought you had SARS. We thought to ourselves, get out the masks.
ivy percent staff together
When I said that I wanted to put together a writing staff that would only be 80 percent Ivy League-educated Jews, they said it couldn't be done,
government views medicine
Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse, that’s a little offensive to people, especially considering Romney's view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don't know, food and medicine.
race people use
No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.
later salute till wait
Wow. I can't wait till later when we see Oscar's salute to montages.
five four maybe suggested
Hollander said. ''He suggested maybe making four or five alternatives.