Josh Billings
Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain, during the latter half of the 19th century...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth21 April 1818
CityLanesborough, MA
CountryUnited States of America
opportunity rare-opportunities knows
Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.
funny witty memories
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
depends life man stuff whether
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of
follies man
Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.
affection american-comedian best cures man pride puts temporary vomit wants
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
rich trouble wealth
It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
expense good pay road ruin travelers
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travelers pay the expense of it.
time prayer praying
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
love friendship dog
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
wicked world fool
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
pockets creeds
Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
substitutes endearment fellows
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.
pity unfortunate
The unfortunate do not pity the unfortunate.
grease wheels obviousness
the squeeky wheel gets the grease.