Keith Waterhouse
Keith Waterhouse
Keith Spencer Waterhouse CBE was a British novelist, newspaper columnist, and the writer of many television series...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth6 February 1929
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leafs shows turns
I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.
statistics ninety percent
Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.
looks problem politician
Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.
dog voice vote
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.
events eclipse millennium
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.
glasses bookstores village
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?
expression faces feds
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.
should known
Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?