Keith Waterhouse
Keith Waterhouse
Keith Spencer Waterhouse CBE was a British novelist, newspaper columnist, and the writer of many television series...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth6 February 1929
Keith Waterhouse quotes about
statistics ninety percent
Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.
glasses bookstores village
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?
expression faces feds
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.