Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
people rooms cleaning
I don't like people cleaning my room.
lips produce evidence
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'
army people today
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
reading emotional thinking
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
half comfort inches
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
years empty-life heritage
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
happened
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
needs enough therapy
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
people quiet find-me
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
marriage sad-love bad-relationship
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
action sometimes misinterpreted
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
planning homeless spots
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
divorce home light
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
people tolerate
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.