Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
vanilla whatever
I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.
gonna realize
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
glad scene time
Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
aspire character thinking
I aspire to be like that character. He's honest. It's the things I'm thinking but not saying.
play luck want
Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
laughing satisfaction honest
Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
order want sometimes
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
bars hello walks
I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
goes-on requirements hey
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.
couple thinking talking
I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
sex sometimes bodily-functions
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
soul too-much depth
I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
zero belief changed
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.