Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
lips produce evidence
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'
cringe
I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
salad cheese
I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
courses ifs
If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?
miserable golfers stills
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
comedian not-interested wanted
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
surprise wells involved
Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
affectionate happens
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
encounters nightmare problem
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
bars hello walks
I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
goes-on requirements hey
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.
glad scene time
Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
gonna realize
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.