Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
vanilla whatever
I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
fighting people chocolate
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
party compromise dissatisfied
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
funny-love love-you romantic-love
Women love a self-confident bald man.
umpires casual walks
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
lunch normal hot
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
bleak
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
terrible happens
Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.
army years class
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
lonely kids thinking
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
stage wells knows
Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
sloth degradation backgrounds
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
who-i-am people giving
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
planning homeless spots
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.