Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
vanilla whatever
I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.
aspire character thinking
I aspire to be like that character. He's honest. It's the things I'm thinking but not saying.
enthusiasm best-things curb
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
girlfriend jobs giving
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
want thieves curb-your-enthusiasm
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
inspirational funny men
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
fighting people chocolate
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
funny childhood tough
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
drug needs
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
helping help-me drivers
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
fun father thinking
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.
funny thinking bad-grades
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
who-i-am jerk
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.