Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard
Lewis McDonald Grizzard, Jr.was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Although he spent his early career as a newspaper sports writer and editor, becoming the sports editor of the Atlanta Journal at age 23, he is much better known for his humorous newspaper columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a popular stand-up comedian & lecturer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth20 October 1946
CountryUnited States of America
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
Spring time is the land awakening.
When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.
Let's all start walking more and driving less.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.