Louis C. K.
Louis C. K.
Louis Székely pronounced , known professionally as Louis C.K., is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, and editor. Born in Washington, D.C., C.K. moved to Mexico City as an infant and learned Spanish as his first language, learning English once he moved back to the U.S. at age 7. He began his career writing for several comedy shows in the 1990s and early 2000s for comedians including David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, and Chris Rock. Also in this period, he was...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth2 September 1967
CountryUnited States of America
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.
If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.
I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.
I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.