Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
ignorant roger wells
Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.
heart sound guides
A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.
problem poor offspring
Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.
girl school licking
What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?
beautiful men-and-women acquaintance
One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.
beautiful memories mind
Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.
sad laughter sorrow
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
wise suicide two
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.
soul unendurable mediocre
The exquisitely bad is as satisfying to the soul as the exquisitely good. Only the mediocre is unendurable.
inspirational death dying
All say, ‘how hard it is that we have to die’ -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of those who have had to live.
religious humorous eye
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.
birthday failure age
Life should begin with age and it's privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and it's capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
humorous stories crafts
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.
men thinking
S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?