Matt Will
Matt Will
fancy stuff dirt
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
loneliness funny-simpsons comic-book-guy
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
guitar radio next
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
mad gone boring
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
release worst robotics
Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns
reverends majors
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy
agreement get-away capitalism
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
what-if funny-simpsons week
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
stupid world
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
japan europe america
America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!
father cocky cities
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
loneliness thinking environment
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
fun simple thinking
The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.
pain causes insult
I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.