Matt Will
Matt Will
years temptation television
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
growing-up book kids
I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
embrace
You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.
cat moon thinking
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.
long justice done
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
soccer dream children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
christmas santa birth
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
love sweet life-is
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
funny life trying
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
beautiful hurt crazy
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon." Lisa Simpson
heart toys my-heart
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)
knows
Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know...
giving chemistry murder
I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
promise i-promise easy
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson