Matt Will
Matt Will
nuts giving people
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
life-changing nice able
My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".
parent tvs more-time
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
rocks ugly rock-n-roll
The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.
taverns places-to-go frightened
I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
tv-shows rewards tvs
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
draws happens
I'm a writer who just happens to draw
shadow levels vegan
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
loneliness thinking environment
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
reverends majors
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy
heat crime syndicate
Why is JP Morgan getting so much heat? Maybe because it is a massive international crime syndicate.
literacy slave reason
There is a reason it used to be a crime in the Confederate states to teach a slave to read: Literacy is power.
mistake thinking government
The mistake our politicians so often make with these industry leaders is in thinking they are interested in, or respectful of, the power of government. All they want is to keep stealing. If you can offer them the government’s seal of approval on that, they’ll take it. But if you can’t, well, they’ll take that too.
math dust magic
What the mortgage bubble was all about was big banks like Goldman Sachs taking big bundles of subprime mortgages that were lent out largely to low-income, highly risky borrowers, and applying this kind of magic-pixie-dust math to these bundles of securities and slapping AAA ratings on them.