Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 February 1968
CitySaint Paul, MN
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor guy
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
funny humor limos
Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!
dream hate sleep
I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.
funny humor suitcases
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
funny humor circus
I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."
funny humor men
I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..
funny humor trying
I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.
funny needs use
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
funny orange deer
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
funny stars comedy
I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.
funny jobs humor
I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!'
funny running humor
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.
funny humor temptation
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.
funny humor thinking
Xylophone is spelled with an X. That's wrong. It should be a Z up front. Next time you spell xylophone, use a Z. If someone says, "That's wrong!", you say, "No, it ain't." If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-rayed.