Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 February 1968
CitySaint Paul, MN
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor let-it-go
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
funny clouds comedy
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
funny humor hungry
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.
funny humor teeth
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."
funny humor cells
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
funny humor night
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
funny life witty
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
funny humor mean
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'
would-be onions onion-rings
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.
funny fashion humor
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
funny humor caring
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
funny humor men
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
funny real humor
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9 I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.
funny humor people
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.