Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald is a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor. He is best known for his five seasons as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, which included anchoring Weekend Update for three years. Early in his career, he wrote for the sitcom Roseanne and made appearances on shows including The Drew Carey Show and NewsRadio. He starred in The Norm Show from 1999 to 2001. Comedy Central named him #83 on the five-part miniseries 100 Greatest...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 October 1963
CityQuebec City, Canada
CountryCanada
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
It is better to be idle than employed in ill.
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.
The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.